All your Metroids are Belong to Us

All your Metroids are Belong to Us is the seventy-first issue of the series, and the first issue of season 8.

Plot
The entire issue's plot and even the dialogue comes straight from the openeing cutscene of the infamously mistranslated video game Zero Wing. The issue begins with "In A.D. 2101, War was Beginning", although this date is clearly not canon. A Galactic Federation crusier comes under attack, and Samus and Oveur see a hologram of the Future Writer, telling them that "All your base are belong to us" and that they have no chance to survive, to "make your time". Samus and Oveur send out GF fighters, called "zig", to fight the Future Writer's forces. The two then escape in an escape pod.

Parodies/References

 * This issue's whole plot and dialogue are from the opening cutscene of Zero Wing.

Trivia

 * All of the dialogue is a direct copy of the dialogue from the opening cutscene of Zero Wing, even though it is all Engrish.