Catch that Man!

Catch that Man! is the ninety-sixth issue of the series.

Plot
Samus and Oveur wonder how they'll defeat Dark Samus. Suddenly Chuck Norris returns. He says to Dark Samus "I lost my virginity before my dad did" which confuses Dark Samus. The Future Writer suddenly arrives and says that this is possible if Chuck Norris was adopted. This causes Dark Samus to snap out of confusion and Chuck Norris to ask "O RLY?" to which the Future Writer responds "YA RLY" and Chuck Norris says "NO WAI!!1!" Chuck Norris gets angry that the Future Writer has denied a Chuck Norris fact, and so the Future Writer dons a motorcycle helmet and jumps in a crate. He proceeds to propel himself down the road in the crate, with Samus, Ovuer, the Writer, and Chuck Norris following him. Chuck Norris suddenly slams into a pole.

Parodies/References

 * The title and scene at the end of the issue refer to a famous YTMND, "Catch that Man!"