Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is a semi-minor character in the series.

Appearance
He appears as a exaggerated muscular stick figure with a realistic face, obviously one resembling Chuck Norris.

Story
Chuck Norris first appears to help Samus and co. break down a wall in Brinstar. He appears in the next issue to commentate on Kraid's death, and later in Dark Aether to assist in finding Oveur. He is decapitated by Amorbis, and later reappears in the series finale to give his input on the trial, getting into a fight with Geraldo Rivera. He finally returns again to help fight the Future Writer and Dark Samus. He says to Dark Samus "I lost my virginity before my dad did," however, the Future Writer arrives and provides an alternative-"It's possible if he was adopted," which causes Chuck to get angry.

Appears In

 * Kraid and Chuck Norris
 * Who Says Huzzah?
 * More Chuck Norris
 * The End!
 * Catch that Man!
 * Issue 100
 * The Fun Times Bridge
 * The Great War, part 1