OMGWTF New Characters

OMGWTF New Characters is the thirty-first issue of the series, and the first issue of season 4.

Plot
Samus and Oveur are playing Super Smash Bros. Melee, with Samus playing as Pikachu and Oveur playing as Samus (he notes that "this is the only place [he] can play Samus"). Suddenly a cube, called a "Writer's Block", appears, and the Writer appears from within. Oveur tells Samus to stand back and let her "man show [her] how it's done", but the Writer erases his waist, and the surrounding areas, causing Oveur to yell "I might need that!", with the Writer responding "Not at the rate you're going". Suddenly, the TV turns on and a man in a derby hat/bowler hat appears and calls himself Pickett, an "evil henchman". He says he works for King Dracog, King of the Dragons, who wants Samus dead. The only way to stop him lies in the 10 Relics of the Old People.