Dial-upedia

Dial-upedia is the one hundred fifty-seventh issue of the series.

Plot
Samus, Oveur, and the Writer decide to investigate the missing five years of Admiral Dane's life by going to the Galactic Database, a library. While there, they become frustrated with the slow Internet speed and the revelation that the database is really just Wikipedia; Dane's article has been vandalized to claim he likes "sucking men." They discover that the years of Dane's life between 2057 and 2062 are missing from the article. Meanwhile, the Future Writer gets his clothes back and also obtains a katana for use against the knife-wielding Anonymous.