A Winner is You is the thirty-seventh issue of the series.
The Writer, Stupid, Stupider, Scott, and Steve attack Dracog and Pickett. Dracog orders Pickett to lower Samus and Oveur into a vat of acid. The Writer fights with Pickett to get his pencil back, in the process getting clad in a dress. The Writer rips the dress off and throws it at Pickett, blinding him and causing him to fall over the railing and into the acid. Bad Grammar Boy shows up and stupidly cuts Samus and Oveur free. The issue ends with the arrival of Ridley and Kraid.
- The issue's name and one of Bad Grammar Boy's lines are based off a popular Internet meme, "A winner is you".
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